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So..I have to be at work on time today.  And by on time I mean no more than 30 minutes late.  I get ready head to toe without either kid waking up.  I am at the door and then I hear it. 

"DAAAAAAAADYY"

"SHHH  Aidan..Daddy is in the bathroom and baby is sleeping..shhhhhhhh"

"Mommy...I peed my pants, but not my bed but my pants and I have to pee now and my undwarree is wet.  Mommy my pants is wet but my shirt not wet but I peed my pants."

Should I just leave....haha...sorry Mommy has to go to work.  Bye.

HAHA...nah I won't do that to Joe.  Not this time.

 This is me trying to take a picture of Mason.  Yes..someone else loves the camera.

The past few weeks have not been good sleeping nights.  Mason has been waking up.  For a year and a half he would wake up.  We give him a sippy cup or bottle and he would go right back to sleep.  Nope...not anymore.  We tried the rocking.  We tried the rubbing of the head.  Last night we tried the cry it out.  Nope.  He cried for more than the recommended amount of time.  What is the recommended amount of time anyway?  It is what I say it to be.  Last night he cried way to long.  It wasn't even night.  It was like 5AM.  So....we brought him in our bed.  He went right to sleep.  Now..I don't mind this scenario AT ALL.  I love it.  Mason NEVER cuddles or wants to lay in our bed with us.  NEVER.  So for him to want to just cuddle after 5am...sleeping longer for Mommy and Daddy...I don't disagree and I welcome it.  We always freak out as parents.  Don't get them used to your bed and get them on a sleeping routine.  I had to remind Joe that this is a good thing.  It's not at night..its not 1am..its after 5am..he just wants some Mommy and Daddy cuddles.  This is awesome and I will enjoy it as long as I possibly can.  Until Aidan wants some Mommy Daddy time too and next thing you know Mommy is yelling at Daddy to buy a king size bed.  :)

Mason showing the camera his candy cane to the left.  Not sure how he even found that candy cane.  He can find sugar anywhere.  We were walking by the bakery section of the grocery store and sure enough Mason is in the kart whining and reaching. 

Aidan had his 4 year old checkup.  I had no idea he was about to get like 30 shots.  I felt so bad for him.  Seriously...hurt his legs so bad.  He told me later, "I cried Mommy and they didn't stop hurting me".  Poor guy.  Is it really necessary to put him through that sorta torture???  UGH.  He also had a hearing and eye test.  They showed him a shape of a house and he said it was a diamond.  He also said the shape of an apple was a heart.  Is that a ding on Mommy?  His hearing test was the highlight of my week.  He had those bulky headphones on.  Instead of raising his hand when he heard the beep...he in his very loud voice said, "I hear it..I hear it."  so cute..

I haven't been a fan of doctors.  When Mason was having milk issues, the doctor said he wasn't allergic to milk.  He was fussy because he was going to a phase.  When Mason had pneumonia, doctors said it was a virus let it run it's course.  When they strapped Mason in this crazy device to take an x-ray, the Lady told me that he would not remember this and that it was harder on the Mom than the kid.  Ok BITCH (sorry wouldn't have given the same affect if I didn't use a curse word) how do you know if he will remember it?  Are you a professional infant memory doctor.  I am afraid of small spaces...I wonder if they used that type of contraption when I was younger to get a "perfect" x-ray.  She even said that he needs to cry to get a better picture.  Are you serious?  First of all..you have my 104.6 fevered son in some type of device that locks him in so he cant move at ALL.  Then you are going to tell me he isn't crying enough.  After she was done I tried to unhook him and she got all snippy with me saying I was going to hurt him more.  Well get your slow ass back over here and get my son out of this stupid thing.  UGH.  that was a bad day.  I just hate it when doctors tell me my child will not remember something and it is harder on the Mom.  Whatever..you are just saying that so you can torture my kid to make your life a little easier.  ok...i'm done!



I look a little ruff...Saturday Lazy day no makeup.  thank goodness I already have a man.